Become an expert in the Clobber Passages and leave bad theology behind.
unlock the six bible passages* historically used to justify lgbtq discrimination.
*aka, The Clobber Passages.
What you’ll learn
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Never settle for the “plain reading” of the English interpretations of the clobber passages.
Anytime someone tries to tell you the Bible is “clear" on this topic, that just means they’ve haven’t taken it seriously yet.
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Does the Bible condemn LGBTQ people? No.
But does it have a few verses that seem to address same-sex sex acts? Yeah.
So let’s figure out what the Bible does and does not say about homosexuality.
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For far too long the Church has made LGBTQ people feel like outsiders, abominations, and rebellious sinners.
Why? Because Christians have fundamentally misunderstood the Bible and homosexuality.
Learn once and for all how God ACTUALLY feels about LGBTQ people.
The UnClobber Course
Get liberated from the harmful idea that the Bible condemns LGBTQ people.
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Introducing UnClobber
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UnClobbering Genesis
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Introduction: Genesis 19
In Genesis 19 we read about "God destroying the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah" because their wickedness had reached God's justice-hearing ears.
However, this story has long been (mis)used to show God's negative judgment toward homosexuality.
That's just a bad reading of this story.
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Lesson 1: Broader Context of the Ancient World
We begin our study by stepping way back and exploring the broader context of the ancient world, specifically their hyper-focus on the value of hospitality.
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Lesson 2: Broader Context Within the Book of Genesis
In this session we'll explore the larger context of Genesis, including why the ancient Israelites might've included and preserved the story of Sodom and Gomorrah's destruction.
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Lesson 3: The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah
Alright, it's finally time to explore the story!
Let's work our way through the series of events, paying attention as we go to what the story-teller might be trying to tell us.
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Lesson 4: Five Observations from the Story
After having gone through the story (hopefully with fresh eyes) let's now extract five key observations that will help us unlock, and UnClobber, this ancient story.
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Lesson 5: The Larger Biblical Witness
Even though revisiting the story with fresh eyes is often helpful enough to understand what is (and is not) going on in Genesis 19, to further aid us in UnClobbering this passage we can look to other witnesses throughout the Bible to better understand the destruction of these ancient cities.
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Lesson 6: UnClobbering Genesis
After all is said done, what (if anything) does Genesis 19 have to say to those who identify as LGBTQ?
What does it have to say about homosexuality?
What does it have to say to people of the same sex in a loving, consensual relationship?I hope at this point you know the answers.
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UnClobbering Leviticus
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Introduction: Leviticus
I vividly recall the first time I realized that people who call themselves "Christian" would stand in picket lines holding signs that say things like, "God hates f*g*."
What made it worse, though, was when I discovered where such language came from, and what it was that gave these folks their sense of rightness.
The Bible.
They thought this is what the Bible says.
Well, it doesn't.
At. All.
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Lesson 1: The Term "Abomination"
The term "abomination," in English, means all sorts of things that the original Hebrew word found in the Leviticus clobber passages did not mean.
So we begin our exploration of these passages by diving deep into this word.
What it meant, how it was used, and why translating it as "abomination" was and is a really bad move.
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Lesson 2: Broader Context of Leviticus
In this session we'll explore the larger context of Leviticus, including what was going on in the life of Israel and why this book of laws and rituals was written and preserved.
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Lesson 3: Broader Context of the Clobber Verses
Time for us to zoom in a bit to the chapters and verses in Leviticus that contain the clobber passages.
In this session we'll get our arms around what sorts of prohibitions (and why) the clobber passages are lumped together with.
Because these verses do not exist in a vacuum. They have a context that we must see and understand.
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Lesson 4: Four Key Observations about Translation
If we just read these verses in the English, perhaps we can be forgiven for assuming they are prohibitions against any and all same-sex sex acts.
But once you start peeling back the layers of the original language, well, that's a whole 'nother story, my friend.
In this session we'll explore four big takeaways from what's happening in the original language, and how that gets mucked up and/or lost in our English translations.
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Lesson 5: UnClobbering Leviticus
After all is said and done we are finally ready to ask: What, if anything, do these clobber passages have to say to those who identity as LGBTQ?
What does it have to say about homosexuality?
What does it have to say to people of the same sex in a loving, consensual relationship?
I hope at this point you know the answers.
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UnClobbering Romans
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Introduction: Romans 1
I know, I know... many of us believe (and were taught) that the book of Romans was, like, Paul's BOOK OF THEOLOGY. Explicitly articulating everything need you to know about Christian Doctrine!
But, um, no. Not so muchh
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Lesson 1: Broader Context of Paul's Letter to Rome
Paul was a real, historical person.
Rome was a real, historical city (well, still is, actually).
The just-recently-got-started Christian church in Rome, during the 40's and 50's AD, was a real thing.
Paul founded that church, then wrote them a letter.
We call that letter "Romans."
Let's dig in...
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Lesson 2: Paul's Opening Moves
Now that we understand a bit about why Paul wrote this letter, and what was happening in the church community in Rome, let's dive in to how Paul kicked things off.
The clobber passage in Romans 1:26-27 are not just random words, they are part of a larger thing Paul was doing.
It's time we understand what that thing was.
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Lesson 3: Turning Tables and Leveling the Playing Field
In the last session we gained insight into what Paul was up to (and why, again? To help reconcile the fracturing communities within the church in Rome!).
In this session we'll see how Paul flipped the script on the deeply held Jewish prejudices against Gentiles.
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Lesson 4: Paul Argues with the Discourse
By now we've seen how the clobber passage in Romans is nestled within a larger discourse Paul used (borrowed?) in order to move the fractured community toward wholeness.
In this session we'll examine how Paul himself didn't really buy in to or agree withmuch of the larger discourses in chapter 1.
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Lesson 5: Three Key Phrases in Romans 1:26-27
On one hand, we could almost stop after session four and conclude: whelp, this passage has been UnClobbered!
However, I understand that some of the words/ideas/phrases in this clobber passage has done immense harm.
So we can also explore these words in more detail and create even more space between these verses and any idea that God/the Bible is anti-LGBTQ.
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Lesson 6: UnClobbering Romans
After all is said done, what (if anything) does Romans 1:26-27 have to say to those who identify as LGBTQ?
What does it have to say about homosexuality?
What does it have to say to people of the same sex in a loving, consensual relationship?I hope at this point you know the answers.
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UnClobbering Corinthians & Timothy
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Introduction: Corinthians & Timothy
Have you--or someone you know--ever done a Google search: "Is homosexuality a sin?"
If so, odds are you've wound up at 1 Corinthians 6:9. The place where people swear the bible is CLEAR.
Well, here's the thing... it's not.
Clear.
But even more so, once you dig just a bit under the English surface, what we find is that perhaps Paul was not saying what we assume he said.
Let's dive in!
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Lesson 1: Broader Context of Paul's Letters
First things first, friends:
What was happening in Corinth when Paul wrote his letter?
Why did he write it? What was he trying to do?
Same questions with Timothy?
If we have any hopes at understanding verses like the clobber passages, we have to situate them in their context.
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Lesson 2: Lost in Translation
One of the first problems we run in to with this clobber passage is how differently various English translators have handled the two Greek words in question.
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Lesson 3: Homosexuality in the Ancient World
The word "homosexuality" has a very specific meaning in our world today.
And, such a definition and understanding was not how they thought about it 2000 years ago.
In this session, we'll do a high-level overview of what people would've thought when they considered "same-sex sex acts."
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Lesson 4: Two Words that have Changed Everything
The heart of these clobber passages are in two Greek words that have caused all sorts of trouble, trauma, and tragic theology.
Let's unpack these words and discover how to properly understand and apply them, yes?
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Lesson 5: What Paul Might've Meant Instead
So then, if Paul didn't say, "men who practice homosexuality won't inherit the Kingdom" then what was he talking about?
Y'all, we can actually know this.
We don't have to guess.
Nor do we have to settle for bad translations
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Lesson 6: So is Homosexuality a Sin?
After all is said done, what (if anything) do either 1 Corinthians or 1 Timothy have to say to those who identify as LGBTQ?
What does it have to say about homosexuality?
What does it have to say to people of the same sex in a loving, consensual relationship?I hope at this point you know the answers.
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BONUS: Eunuchs
About your teacher
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About your teacher ✳
COLBY
MARTIN
Colby, a seasoned pastor with over two decades of experience, has traversed diverse Christian landscapes.
His initial decade was spent within the evangelical milieu he was raised in, while the past twelve years have been dedicated to post-evangelical, progressive Christian churches and spaces.
As the author of two influential books, “UnClobber: Rethinking Our Misuse of the Bible on Homosexuality” and “The SHIFT: A Survival Guide for Becoming a Progressive Christian,” Colby continues to champion a Christian approach rooted in the Way of Jesus, yet adaptable to the contemporary world.
As a prominent figure in the progressive Christian movement, he firmly believes that maintaining an open heart and mind is the cornerstone of living a life of love and grace for all.
Course FAQ
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In my book, UnClobber, I demonstrate that the church has gotten it wrong when it comes to the clobber passages. These courses are taught by me, and they involve video lectures (with slides! and a workbook with blanks to fill in!) in which I walk you through each of the clobber passages in detail.
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Each course consists of about 6 different lessons. Lessons range from 5-15 minutes. Overall, each course is about an hour of instruction.
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There are two options for this.
The UnClobber Suite: pay a one-time price of $97 and all the courses are yours forever.
UnClobber Membership: in addition to getting access to the courses, Members receive benefits such as,
Free subscription to Perspective Shift
Free signed copy of UnClobber (after 3 months of membership)
Invitation to monthly Members Only Zoom gatherings
and more!
$15/month, or $147 for the year
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My goal has always been to not let money be a barrier for people to get the resources they need. That’s why I’ve always given away these courses for free for those who currently don’t have the means to pay for it.
If that’s the position you’re in right now (zero questions asked!) simply email me and either say what you can afford ($10? $25? $50? whatever’s clever), or simply request a Scholarship and you’ll get access to the courses free of charge.
Peace and love, my friends.